Dear clients,
Please, just wait ONE day between when you're *going* to complain about not getting your 1099s and when you actually *do* complain. *I* do not send them out. My *manager* does not send them out. They are sent from Kansas. I am unbelievably sick of you people freaking out that you're not getting your damm 1099s only to call back the next day to inform me that oh, yes, you just got it, after I just went through a boatload of crap with our home office to get you a 2nd copy. IT MAKES ARYN GRR SMASHY. It makes her want to *backhand* you. ESPECIALLY when you KNOW you're the umpteenth person to call on it *that day* and then are totally half-@ssed about your appology. Either apologize or don't. If you don't, I don't care. Just a business transaction. When you do, it restores my faith in humanity. BUT when you do, insincerely, it makes me want to shred your documents, put them in a pretty envelope and send them to you that way. Jerks.
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Cheers,
~Aryn L. Fox
Primary Accounts Administrator
Blah Blah Youcaretoomuchaboutmoney Inc.