Dear University Student Bus Driver:
If you ever pull in front of me again and stop where there is no bus stop just so you can let your buddies off at their apts, I will be waiting for you and I will have more than my little bitty Torelli pump.
Signed,
Good Community Citizen and Tax Payer (so you can go to school and have a job)


Dear University Bus System Phone Person:
Thanks for asking for lots and lots of details, confirming the lack of bus stop, and letting me vent. I'm all calmed down now and enjoying my post ride glow.
In appreciation,
SadieKate