As a healthcare worker, I'm supposed to report to the nearest hospital. And be near all those sick people!?!?!? EWWWWWW!!!!
One of the weirdest things that struck me about pandemics is the idea that you *run out* of coffins. With the pandemic in 1918, they resorted to mass graves because there was nothing else to do with the bodies. They were stacking up, literally. Now we've got these great hurkin' piles of heavy-duty body bags, but you've still got to put the bodies somewhere.
"If Americans want to live the American Dream, they should go to Denmark." - Richard Wilkinson