Dear So and So

[missymaya]

I didn't know this thread was on here 'til just now and how convenient:

Dear (insert jerk's name here) at the Alumni Center who is NOT the head of the dept:
I don't care where you're from, the fact that you completely disregarded my initial polite messages I left you(these messages were strong but not mean, hurtful, or harsh)prompted me to continously call, fax, and email your dept for forms in order for the caterer of your event to get paid b/c she's up my rear so far her hair is coming out of my nose! And she's contacted you as well!!Then, you have the audacity to complain that I was "being too harsh" and that you're from (place of birth) means that you don't give into intimidation YET you filed the forms shortly after you stated the comment says something: YOU DONT HAVE A CLUE!!!
The fact that you do NOT even have the ability to recognize your inactions and how these 'inactions' had triggered my message bombardment to your office tells me your should not be where you are! The basic and simple form that could be completed by a 6 year old in the matter of minutes which took you over 2 weeks leads me to say that you are inept at your job!!!
Leave me out of your ineptness!!
Ahh, that feels much better.

[PinkBike]

dear "tech support" -

why are all your techs in india? norton/symantec? hewlett packard? i can not understand them! i'm not a phobe, but i just cant get past the language barrier. and i really need help here, and i've been on the line forever, what is up with that?

but cox - thanks so much - you are always there when i have a HDTV/Internet/DVR problem and you ALWAYS fix it even in the middle of the night.

[kelownagirl]

Dear North American government leaders,

Can't you see that Climate Change is here?! We need to reduce emissions NOW. Don't you have children who will need a green place to live? Can't you look past the almightly buck and do something?

Please?
Frustrated, but riding my bike work to save my .5 kg of emissions...

[mimitabby]

to whom it may concern
I endured headaches associated with pms for over 35 years. Now I have gotten past all that and am in menopause. So what's up with this headache? enough already!
yours truly
mimitabby

[Crankin]

Dear Body,

I would like to get through one illness and have Just A Cold. I would like to go more than 2 weeks without going to see my friendly nurse practitioner, who thinks I'm crazy. I would like one of the new asthma medications to actually help me when I get sick and not make me feel worse.

How did I ride my bike 3,000 miles last year? Thankfully, this mostly happens in the winter.

Finally, I would like to be able to restrain myself from riding when I know I should wait another day....

Robyn

[Thistle]

Dear troublesome family members

Please leave us alone so we can get on with our lives.

Dear powers-that-be

Please help me find the courage to start my lit review today

Dear beautiful bike and tired old body

Thank you for a wonderful ride this morning.

[Duck on Wheels]

Dear cough,
Enough already. It's going on 10 months! At least behave like some kind of normal cough so next time I take you to the doctor I can get a useful diagnosis!

[Lifesgreat]

Dear boys,

P L E A S E do not bring Valentine's Day flowers to my teenage daughter. She is still my baby.

Signed,

Mama Bear