Dear neighbor-dog Mocha--
We like you and don't mind you visiting us because your worthless, bad-dog-companion people practically ignore you most of the time, but do you have to jump around like an idiot when I take you for a walk along with Cocoa? Today, you made me trip over you and fall, so I injured my knee and shoulder. So now, not only won't I be walking you and Coke for a few days, but I can't ride my bike either. This does not make me feel like being a good neighbor! I know you're just happy to have some companionship--any companionship--but jeez, chill out!
In love and frustration,
The good-dog-companion person