I'm trying to picture HOW one tightens a QR while riding? Aren't the QRs on your tires? (or tyres for MM and Margaret) wait - theres one on my seatpost too.....I'm glad to hear shes OK...but please I can't stand the curiousity!
And I'm Very glad to hear your bike is ok...I'm one of those that leaves the garage door open - so when I'm ready to leave I "open" the door and back into a closed garage door and then wonder who closed it!
As for the sunscreen instead of butt'r - at least you didn't have to worry about sunburn.....I thought for Sure you were gonna say it was one of those icy/hot creams!