This is too funny!
My results:
"Your accent is as Philadelphian as a cheesesteak! If you're not from Philadelphia, then you're from someplace near there like south Jersey, Baltimore, or Wilmington. if you've ever journeyed to some far off place where people don't know that Philly has an accent, someone may have thought you talked a little weird even though they didn't have a clue what accent it was they heard."

I was born in Philadelphia and raised in the Philly suburbs. Until moving to southern California less than 2 years ago, I had never left the area except for vacations.