I know, I know I've mtbiked from Telluride to Moab. When I got home I didn't know what to do with all the extra time I had once I had to stop peeing every 30 mins.

Then, there was the time I went on a full moon snowshoe hike at Keystone. Try bearing your fanny at 10 pm, in the winter, on a ridgeline at over 12,000 feet.

Have water, will travel!

PS - Have I mentioned that I was born in Abby-Q? Haven't been there in years. I suspect its changed in 40+ years.