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  1. #1
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    Brownies made with ex-lax.

    I had someone steal the shrimp off my leftover shrimp and pasta. I go to get the box out of the fridge, and there are tomato sauce finger prints on it. When I opened it, all the shrimp had been eaten! I got revenge though - I had an awful cold! The next week, the woman I suspected was sick too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by snapdragen View Post
    ... I got revenge though - I had an awful cold! The next week, the woman I suspected was sick too.
    Bwaaahaaaaaaaa!

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    Quote Originally Posted by snapdragen View Post
    I got revenge though - I had an awful cold! The next week, the woman I suspected was sick too.
    I love stories with happy endings.

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    Quote Originally Posted by snapdragen View Post
    I had someone steal the shrimp off my leftover shrimp and pasta. I go to get the box out of the fridge, and there are tomato sauce finger prints on it.
    Someone actually opened up your food to pick off the choice bits and leave the rest?

    Wow. Just... Wow.

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    Oh yeah. And they did it to someone else's pizza. The box was sealed with tape, they opened it, and ate all the pepperoni off the pizza.

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    Picking stuff off other people's food? Oh my gosh, that is the sickest thing! What is wrong with people? Thank goodness for little cooler bags that I can keep away from others.

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    Happens in every shared fridge. There's always a thief. My dad once suggested that I try to protect my study-break milkshake by putting the cup in a paper bag with a big clear label "DO NOT TIP! URINE SAMPLE!"
    Half-marathon over. Sabbatical year over. It's back to "sacking shirt and oat cakes" as they say here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Duck on Wheels View Post
    Happens in every shared fridge. There's always a thief. My dad once suggested that I try to protect my study-break milkshake by putting the cup in a paper bag with a big clear label "DO NOT TIP! URINE SAMPLE!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Duck on Wheels View Post
    Happens in every shared fridge. There's always a thief. My dad once suggested that I try to protect my study-break milkshake by putting the cup in a paper bag with a big clear label "DO NOT TIP! URINE SAMPLE!"
    I love it!
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    back when I was young and had absolutely no money, I gave my last 20 cents to the person who was going to Grandy's. For those that do not know, they have wonderful rolls. I had them get me 2 rolls to go with my pineapple that I had for lunch. The wonderfully nice dentist that I worked for got to my rolls before I did. I was very angry. Not only did he not appologise, he did not give me the 20 cents or anything. He did get grief from the other women that worked for him, but that still didn't put any more food in my tummy. One of the many reasons that I am no longer in dentistry.

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    rub the apple in the fridge down with a Habanero pepper... just bring an extra that is for YOU to eat. One bite and they'll stop stealing apples. If they rub their eyes which WILL water from eating a bite... well. That's what they get
    There is a fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness".

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    This Dilbert cartoon nails it perfectly:

    http://www.dilbert.com/comics/dilber...-20070318.html



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    Quote Originally Posted by bikerchick68 View Post
    rub the apple in the fridge down with a Habanero pepper... just bring an extra that is for YOU to eat. One bite and they'll stop stealing apples. If they rub their eyes which WILL water from eating a bite... well. That's what they get
    At my last place of work, they ended up placing hidden camera in the ceiling. The guy was so blazen, he was appearently opening everyone's brown bag and if he didn't like what he saw he would put it back. Sometime he was tasting everyone's food. Then he would pick what he wanted. WHAT A PIIGGG!!!

    But seriously, I like the habenero on apple. You wouldn't be expecting it. And oh my!!! on your eyes. ooo instead of candy coated apple. Replace the cinamon in the candy part with habanero oil. He would like that.

    And oh yes the fridge always had rotten curdled milk. and abandoned tupper wear with extra-terrestrial creatures growing in it. hurl....

    I've been tempted to put not so nice thing in the fridge like a week old chicken left over...

    And yes at my office we have a vacume-cleaner/garbage-disposal/bottomless pit/see-it-eat-it-diet guy.

    The guy has no manners and no social grace. comments I've experienced from him, "Aren't you going to eat it?" as his fork is ready to stab a piece of food on my plate during company luncheon. Maybe this is why he doesn't have a GF ever. And I think he is in his forties. NO REDEEMING QUALITY!! Any leftover from company luncheon, he grabs. He's been warned but to no avail. I work in an engineering company. Engineers are CHEAP and lacks manners.

    No, I bring my food in a small collapsable cooler (fabric with plastic liner and some sort of thermal layer woven in).

    Shawn

 

 

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