Dear So and So

[snapdragen]

Dear Weight Watchers,

Thanks for being so quick to fix the sync problem with the On The Go program and your website - NOT! Four weeks! Four freakin' weeks! Not until someone posted the coporate phone number, and the calls started, did you even acknowledge the problem. I luv good customer service.

[Bad JuJu]

Dear neighbor-dog Mocha--
We like you and don't mind you visiting us because your worthless, bad-dog-companion people practically ignore you most of the time, but do you have to jump around like an idiot when I take you for a walk along with Cocoa? Today, you made me trip over you and fall, so I injured my knee and shoulder. So now, not only won't I be walking you and Coke for a few days, but I can't ride my bike either. This does not make me feel like being a good neighbor! I know you're just happy to have some companionship--any companionship--but jeez, chill out!
In love and frustration,
The good-dog-companion person

[SouthernBelle]

Oh poor you and Mocha both. Feel better.

[missymaya]

I didn't know this thread was on here 'til just now and how convenient:

Dear (insert jerk's name here) at the Alumni Center who is NOT the head of the dept:
I don't care where you're from, the fact that you completely disregarded my initial polite messages I left you(these messages were strong but not mean, hurtful, or harsh)prompted me to continously call, fax, and email your dept for forms in order for the caterer of your event to get paid b/c she's up my rear so far her hair is coming out of my nose! And she's contacted you as well!!Then, you have the audacity to complain that I was "being too harsh" and that you're from (place of birth) means that you don't give into intimidation YET you filed the forms shortly after you stated the comment says something: YOU DONT HAVE A CLUE!!!
The fact that you do NOT even have the ability to recognize your inactions and how these 'inactions' had triggered my message bombardment to your office tells me your should not be where you are! The basic and simple form that could be completed by a 6 year old in the matter of minutes which took you over 2 weeks leads me to say that you are inept at your job!!!
Leave me out of your ineptness!!
Ahh, that feels much better.

[PinkBike]

dear "tech support" -

why are all your techs in india? norton/symantec? hewlett packard? i can not understand them! i'm not a phobe, but i just cant get past the language barrier. and i really need help here, and i've been on the line forever, what is up with that?

but cox - thanks so much - you are always there when i have a HDTV/Internet/DVR problem and you ALWAYS fix it even in the middle of the night.

[kelownagirl]

Dear North American government leaders,

Can't you see that Climate Change is here?! We need to reduce emissions NOW. Don't you have children who will need a green place to live? Can't you look past the almightly buck and do something?

Please?
Frustrated, but riding my bike work to save my .5 kg of emissions...

[mimitabby]

to whom it may concern
I endured headaches associated with pms for over 35 years. Now I have gotten past all that and am in menopause. So what's up with this headache? enough already!
yours truly
mimitabby