On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me........
Twelve days of tail winds for sailing
Eleven woolen jerseys
Ten cogs for shifting
Nine lattes steaming
Eight ice baths melting
Seven lights a-blinking
Six Sports Massages
Five Golden Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeels!
4 pairs of socks
3 Hammer Gels
2 Gatorskins
... and a tire lever in a baggie ...
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12-15-2006, 01:58 AM #1
I love Swiss Rolls!
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12-15-2006, 02:11 AM #2
Home of pea gravel
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13 days
Since i'm a bit different..there are now 13 days of christmas...
On the thirteenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me........
Thirteen roos a skipping
Twelve days of tail winds for sailing
Eleven woolen jerseys
Ten cogs for shifting
Nine lattes steaming
Eight ice baths melting
Seven lights a-blinking
Six Sports Massages
Five Golden Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeels!
4 pairs of socks
3 Hammer Gels
2 Gatorskins
... and a tire lever in a baggie ...
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12-15-2006, 11:46 AM #3
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SadieKate... I hope it's OK... I borrowed your idea for a gardening board I'm on too... I LOVED this post
was howling at some of the things our true loves gave us... 
There is a fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness".
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12-15-2006, 01:14 PM #4
huh?
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That is just toooooo funny!!! Thanks for the laughs ladies.
Happy Holidays to you all...Oh, that's gonna bruise...
Only the suppressed word is dangerous. ~Ludwig Börne
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12-17-2006, 08:38 AM #5
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I'm stealing it, too. I wonder how it will work with snakes??
Nanci
On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
A Mexican Black Kingsnake-eee...***********
"...I'm like the cycling version of the guy in Flowers for Algernon." Mike Magnuson
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12-17-2006, 02:40 PM #6
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Yea!!! We have our song.
On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
Twelve Albino House Snakes
Eleven gnarly royals
Ten racks with heat tape
Nine Dumeril's slithering,
Eight project motleys,
Seven Chondros changing,
Six milksnakes-pretty,
Fiiiive new hatchlingsssssss!
Four sunkissed lav-bloods
Three perfect bloodreds
Two ghost-bloods from Kathy
And a Mexican Black Kingsnake-eeee***********
"...I'm like the cycling version of the guy in Flowers for Algernon." Mike Magnuson
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12-17-2006, 05:38 PM #7Kitsune06 Guest... We've officially broken the outermost boundary of 'Wierd'.
Originally Posted by Nanci
Twelve jello shots
eleven cups 'o jaeger
ten b-52s
nine appletinis
eight sweet vermouth
seven logs unrolling
six slippery nipples
five dirty girlscouts
four margaritas
three blind moose
two around the rim
And exciting sex o~n a beach.
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