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[kelownagirl]

Somebody stop me. I am about to make shortbread. Thaty would be VERY bad for my diet. 6 cookies is equal to my entire allowable caloric intake for the day. I could eat a dozen without blinking an eye. I am SO craving shortbread. Everytime I walk into the kitchen, the butter calls my name....

Found a babysitter. Called my semi-degenerate brother. He's willing since he's got a pseudo-girlfriend now and they're going to her son's Christmas concert that evening. My kiddo isn't thrilled about having to go to someone else's concert but ah well, life is tough.

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[Kitsune06]

... read X's nonsense asterisk...

[KnottedYet]

kelownagirl "X - is that anything like drinking yourself into an apostrophe?"

X be careful, all that drinking is hard on your semicolon

Sorry TE TD, could not resist.

You are SO DAMM FUNNY!!!!!!!

[Trek420]

glad I keep you (and TE TD) amused

[Xrayted]

Ok, KG - you asked for it. You know better than to encourage me on this kind of stuff. So, lets see if I get kicked off of TE for this one...

Ya know, Kit, I had a lager one time that felt like a bullet (•) ripped through my ampersand (&) and right out my guillemets (« »). Turned out it was stuck in my ellipsis (…, ...) instead. Well, you know what that leads to. The doc had to take a dagger (†) type of instrument, up through my asterisk (*) and drain my umlaut (¨) out my backslash (\).
That was still better than the time I took x-rays on a guy who got a caret (^) stuck in his colon (: ) and had to use brackets [ ] to get it out. Awful process, really. Any further up there or at (@) a slightly different degree (°) of an angle and he could've lost his exclamation point (!). Close call that day. I've got a copy of the x-ray if you'd like to see it.

I've got more but I PM'd it to Kit and she made me stop there.

Love ya all...

X.

[snapdragen]

Had a classmate who's dad was a doc, and he'd had to handle an ER case where a vibrator got stuck up a place where vibrators without bulbs don't belong.

Told the guy to wait it out: the batteries would die eventually and it would pass on it's own in the natural scheme of things....

Sorry, y'all, but that's just a reminder to everyone to use the right tool for the job.

I'll be deleting this shortly.

Just doing this to make the post live on in infamy..........

[Kitsune06]

Knot! I think I know that guy!

Do not insert if there is any possibility that you cannot remove it. Natural rules do exist, though. What goes in must come out... eventually. What goes up must come down.... eventually....

Remember, folks! Safety first!

[Xrayted]

Hey, Knot I think I know that guy. Was his name Richard by chance? Gotta be the same guy.

[kelownagirl]

Still laughing.....

[KnottedYet]

eeeevil! you are EEEEEEVIL!

no point in deleting it now!

(but I did. Fat lot of good that did me!)

Remember: play safe, everyone!

[Lise]

HA! I'd type more, but the cats are seriously lying on the keyboard.

Knot--CONGRATS ON GRE TRIUMPH!!! Ex-PITA is an ineffectual moron!

X--That's why I've been sober so long. I drank myself into a comma, and fell right off the page.

Dar--good to talk to you!

OK, I've corrected all the cat related typos, and am going to bed. g'night, TD!

[mimitabby]

ah, almost nothing better than the tails an ER Doc or nurse can tell.
I have heard some DOOZIES

[Trek420]

I spend way too much time online. Thanks Snap for intoducing me to roadbikereview, especially to post some support for my cuz.

Now I keep an eye on this thread as a man tries to figure out how to MAKE his wife exercise and eat right.

It's like watching a train wreck...awful but you can't take your eyes off it.

http://forums.roadbikereview.com/sho...477#post863477

best to just stick w TE

Mimi, so it's true what they say about the gerbils?

[KnottedYet]

Oh, yeah, I'm gonna dump my wife cuz she gained some weight due to post-partum depression after our kid (that she stays home alone with all frickin' day) was born.

Uh-huh.

At least it sounds like the dude has figured out a reasonable solution. Are the other men (well, not all of them, just the more vocal ones) really that clueless?

Thanks, Trek, but I'll stay here on TE.

Has Maury come to TE yet?

[Kitsune06]

Ladies, ladies. Just stick to the toys. Silicone is the best. Worth the price. Throw it in the freezer, soak it in hot water, when it's all over, put 'er in the dishwasher to be sterilized. It's all good.