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  1. 12-05-2006, 05:54 PM #1
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    ...if it gets any worse, I'm gonna drink myself into a comma.


    X - is that anything like drinking yourself into an apostrophe?
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  2. 12-05-2006, 06:29 PM #2
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    kelownagirl "X - is that anything like drinking yourself into an apostrophe?"

    X be careful, all that drinking is hard on your semicolon

    Sorry TE TD, could not resist.
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    a laugh

    I've never drunk myself into an apostrophe...sounds exciting.

    Anywho, just want to share a laugh with ya. Go to this link www.perthmtb.com & check out some of the team names...
    HAHAHA....oh dear..

    Anywho...
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  4. 12-05-2006, 06:47 PM #4
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    Maybe I'll just keep drinking until my next period.
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  5. 12-05-2006, 06:50 PM #5
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    Trek, X - LOL!!!

    CC - pretty funny team names there. At first I was wondering why everyone was calling themselves "Man - something"...


    Can somebody babysit for me Thursday night. I am tired of calling people around here. I have our staff Christmas party to go to.... Argh. Can a 9 year old stay home alone for 3 hours?
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  6. 12-05-2006, 06:59 PM #6
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    If you drank yourself into a comma, I think your period would be the least of your problems. Then again, you do risk colon problems (especially with enough dark beer)--- I swear I've had a semicolon by the end of a rough morning :P
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  7. 12-05-2006, 07:02 PM #7
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    I love you guys. Splitting a gut here. More, more!
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    Somebody stop me. I am about to make shortbread. Thaty would be VERY bad for my diet. 6 cookies is equal to my entire allowable caloric intake for the day. I could eat a dozen without blinking an eye. I am SO craving shortbread. Everytime I walk into the kitchen, the butter calls my name....

    Found a babysitter. Called my semi-degenerate brother. He's willing since he's got a pseudo-girlfriend now and they're going to her son's Christmas concert that evening. My kiddo isn't thrilled about having to go to someone else's concert but ah well, life is tough.

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  9. 12-05-2006, 07:09 PM #9
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    ... read X's nonsense asterisk...
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    Ok, KG - you asked for it. You know better than to encourage me on this kind of stuff. So, lets see if I get kicked off of TE for this one...

    Ya know, Kit, I had a lager one time that felt like a bullet (•) ripped through my ampersand (&) and right out my guillemets (« »). Turned out it was stuck in my ellipsis (…, ...) instead. Well, you know what that leads to. The doc had to take a dagger (â€*) type of instrument, up through my asterisk (*) and drain my umlaut (¨) out my backslash (\).
    That was still better than the time I took x-rays on a guy who got a caret (^) stuck in his colon (: ) and had to use brackets [ ] to get it out. Awful process, really. Any further up there or at (@) a slightly different degree (°) of an angle and he could've lost his exclamation point (!). Close call that day. I've got a copy of the x-ray if you'd like to see it.

    I've got more but I PM'd it to Kit and she made me stop there.

    Love ya all...

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    Quote Originally Posted by KnottedYet View Post
    Had a classmate who's dad was a doc, and he'd had to handle an ER case where a vibrator got stuck up a place where vibrators without bulbs don't belong.

    Told the guy to wait it out: the batteries would die eventually and it would pass on it's own in the natural scheme of things....

    Sorry, y'all, but that's just a reminder to everyone to use the right tool for the job.

    I'll be deleting this shortly.
    Just doing this to make the post live on in infamy..........
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  12. 12-05-2006, 07:49 PM #12
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    Knot! I think I know that guy!

    Do not insert if there is any possibility that you cannot remove it. Natural rules do exist, though. What goes in must come out... eventually. What goes up must come down.... eventually....

    Remember, folks! Safety first!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Trek420 View Post
    kelownagirl "X - is that anything like drinking yourself into an apostrophe?"

    X be careful, all that drinking is hard on your semicolon

    Sorry TE TD, could not resist.
    You are SO DAMM FUNNY!!!!!!!
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    glad I keep you (and TE TD) amused
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