Dear So and So

[Dogmama]

Xray - beautiful post.

[lph]

Dear World,
Quit kicking me. I'm down, already.

Dear Alcohol,
Please, let me get wasted enough at the Christmas party to forget the last 6 months. But not wasted enough to cry on the wrong shoulder. Thank you.


Dear Snow,
Please come soon, we need the light.

[paigette]

Dear 212 & 222,

Look, I get that I should have taken the clue when y'all asked "Do you own dogs?" when I first moved in. At the time, I assumed you were just being curious about poop and thought nothing of saying 'Oh, yeah, 2 mini-schnauzers, don't worry, I clean up after them". A month later, I realize that y'all actually do not like dogs AT ALL.

Now, when I first moved in, I thought I was being courteous by giving you my cell numbers and stating if they ever were too loud(they do like to jump off the beds/couch etc) to call me. Never once have you called. I'm happily thinking that all is right. UNTIL FRIDAY, when I came home to find a "NOISE VIOLATION" from the apt complex that you two have complained my dogs are barking & making noise at all hours of the DAY & NIGHT! Excuse me? First off, we weren't home half the week because I was at my gram's funeral, so how could it be going on all week?!

But I have chosen to be a kind Christian soul & have already spoke to the apartment complex. December 1, I will transfer to a building that is more 'dog friendly' so I can avoid dealing with you directly.

On a slight unChristian note, the City should be calling you because someone reported that you have been feeding several stray cats and they are pooping all over building 2's walkways.

[NJBikeGal]

To follow up on Paigette's stray cat issues (nice job, by the way!!).

To the black cat who likes to torment MY black cat...GO AWAY, Fuzzball! He doesn't like you and he doesn't just say it, he SPRAYS it (if you catch my meaning!). GO AWAY OR I'LL LET DH GET OUT THE BLOWGUN!!!

[mimitabby]

To follow up on the last two posts

I wasn't going to say anything after Paigette posted, because that lady was not very fair with her.
But the losers here are the cats, not the irresponsible cat owners

sincerely

frustrated cat rescuer who can't help all of the cats in need.

[paigette]

To follow up on the last two posts

I wasn't going to say anything after Paigette posted, because that lady was not very fair with her.
But the losers here are the cats, not the irresponsible cat owners

sincerely

frustrated cat rescuer who can't help all of the cats in need.

I completely agree that the cats need help (I'm an all-around animal lover)! That's why I would never think to normally complain about her helping the cats. The letter is simply meant to chastise her for her rudeness!

As for the cat poop everywhere, it would be nice if she would have fed them AWAY from the walkway(it's an open walkway with grass not 3 feet away!)