The problem with occlusive dressings that are available on the consumer market is that I can't buy one that's large enough. I figured out how to order them on the interweb, but they're much too expensive to even consider. The same with burn dressings, which are designed to be wet - I COULD get them, but they aren't really readily available to the average consumer and are outrageously expensive.

I don't like the idea of saran-wrapping my wound either, but I'm having a hard time coming up with any better plan. I don't know, w/p/b yardage maybe?