GUH. Or when I get a call from someone saying "I got a call from this number... (blah blah blah) Did you call me? I don't like solicitors. Who is this? Is this a business? What do you do?"
Me: Uhm... This is (business name) we manufacture circuit boards.
"Why would you call me?! Where are you?!"
Me: We're located in (Place, State). I didn't call you, but because all of our outbound calls have the same number on caller ID, it could have been any of the phones in the plant. Perhaps you know someone here?"
"Where is this again?"
"(Company name),(Place, State)"
"I don't know anyone there!"
(cue baby screaming in background. If no small children are present, inevitably a dog will start barking, the TV will get loud(er) and (more) annoying.)
Caller: (to thing making noise)"SHUT UP!"
(Thing makes more noise)
"I don't have time for this. Did you call me or not?!"
Me: Ma'am, I'm with security, and I can assure you, this company does not make outbound calls. At the very most, someone had a wrong number or its someone who knows you."
Her: ****! *** **** it!!! ****! (Click! Hummmmmmmmm)
Me: