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  1. #1
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    Blonde Biker Bar

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    A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake.

    He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.

    After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter:
    "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"

    The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep,
    husky voice, the woman next to him says:

    "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair, given
    that you are blind, that you should know five things:

    1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

    2. The bouncer is a blonde girl

    3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. blonde woman
    with a black belt in karate.

    4. The woman sitting right next to me is
    blonde and a professional weight-lifter.

    5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

    Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna
    tell that joke?"

    The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and
    mutters: "Hell no... Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
    ***********
    "...I'm like the cycling version of the guy in Flowers for Algernon." Mike Magnuson

  2. #2
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    Ooooh, where is that bar? I wanna go....
    "If Americans want to live the American Dream, they should go to Denmark." - Richard Wilkinson

 

 

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