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[BikeMomma]

OMG I love Dr. Demento!!!! I used to plug in my "boombox" right by my bed so when my dad made me go to bed (as Dr. Demento was always on a school night). That way I could fall asleep listening to him!

They don't come when you call
They don't chase squirrels at all
Dead puppies aren't much fun

My puppy died late last fall
He's still rotting in the hall
Dead puppies aren't much fun, no no no
Mom says puppy's days are through
She's going to throw him in the stew
Dead puppies aren't much fun

Dead puppies
(Dead dead dead) dead puppies
Dead puppies aren't much fun

Yea, CyclChyk! When I was a kid, we taped Dr. Demento's Christmas special (on cassette tape) and literally wore the thing out playing it over and over each year. Now I need to find all those songs and download/burn them onto CD. Dementia for eternity.

Fish Heads
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Chorus:
Fish heads, Fish heads
Rolly polly Fish heads
Fish heads, Fish heads
Eat them up, Yummm

[Repeat Chorus]

In the morning
Laughing, happy
Fish Heads
In the evening
Floating in the soup

[Repeat Chorus]

Ask a Fish head
Anything you want to
They won't answer
They can't talk

[Repeat Chorus]

I took a Fish head
Out to see a movie
Didn't have to pay
To get it in

[Repeat Chorus]

They can't play baseball
They don't wear sweaters
They're not good dancers
They don't play drums

[Repeat Chorus]

Rolly polly Fish heads
Are never seen drinking
Cappacino in Italian restaurants
With Oriental women...Yeah

[Repeat Chorus]

Fish heads, Fish heads
Rolly polly Fish heads
Fish heads, Fish heads
Eat them up, Yummm...
(Yummm)

[Repeat Chorus]

[Repeat Chorus]


~BikeMomma (yes, very very demented)