OMG I love Dr. Demento!!!! I used to plug in my "boombox" right by my bed so when my dad made me go to bed (as Dr. Demento was always on a school night). That way I could fall asleep listening to him!
They don't come when you call
They don't chase squirrels at all
Dead puppies aren't much fun
My puppy died late last fall
He's still rotting in the hall
Dead puppies aren't much fun, no no no
Mom says puppy's days are through
She's going to throw him in the stew
Dead puppies aren't much fun
Dead puppies
(Dead dead dead) dead puppies
Dead puppies aren't much fun
