**sittin' here waiting, looking at the watch every 2 minutes, trying to be patient, taps foot, checks watch again and taps it to make sure the battery isn't dead**

Alright! Where's the popcorn? Whuuuuut!! Ya ate it without me? (sniffle)

**stomps off to the kitchen to nuke a bag since popcorn is a breakfast food, too.**

Ok, ok, I'll remember this, Miss Secretsisterwhocanshareyoursocksbutnotthepopcorn. Yup, I'll remember.

(Of course, keep the dirty shorts for yourself everytime. Oh, come on, you knew I was goin' there.)