Ha! Yes, the pedals are lower weight but . . .

The edible ones are a product which has the yolk removed so you have all the protein and none of the fat. You can't make a poached or fried egg with them, but you can do just about anything else: omelets, dutch baby pancakes, etc.

http://www.eggbeaters.com/products/original.jsp

When we're on fishing trips and staying in a hotel with a microwave we'll dump a single serving container in a microwave bowl and cook it, and then make a sandwich with an English Muffin. Add a Morningstar sausage patty and you have tons of protein, little fat and even a little fiber. Far better than the normal eggs and sausage breakfast at the local diner.

MP, I'm sure port has all the same medicinal qualities as red wine, right?