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[Trek420]

uk elephant "I had friends in Norway send me a package with salami when I was living in Wisconsin. The package arrived, but no salami. Instead there was a letter from the customs people saying that the contents of the package had been confiscated and destroyed. Wonder what salami looks like expoloded....."

I just noticed this, thanks for coffee spewed across my screen.

Oh imagine the specially trained salami sniffing dogs! Oh look, she's sitting and pointing! She's detected a salami! Good dog! Here's a treat (wag wag wag).

Send for the remote salami retrieval robot, hurry! That salami could explode at any time...hide behind bomb proof screen while robot (beep beep beep) encases salami in sour dough roll with mustard and provalone then takes salami out behind bomb proof retaining wall.

Fully suited up bomb squad makes sure the salami is safely detonated by remote.

Whew, that was close.

thanks UK I feel much safer now knowing that the Dept. of Homeland Protection is ever aware of salami at our boarder.