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Thread: I Stole This
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06-10-2006, 07:34 PM #1
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I Stole This
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from "another forum".
A man and a woman who had never met before, but were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly...he in the upper bunk and she in the lower. At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."
"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."
"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.
"Good," she replied. "Get your own $%@#! blanket."
After a moment of silence, he farted.
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06-11-2006, 12:30 PM #2
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06-11-2006, 01:42 PM #3
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LOL - I will have to read that one to my husband.
The most effective way to do it, is to do it.
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10-24-2006, 09:47 AM #4
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i don't get it ???
Originally Posted by snapdragen
from "another forum".
A man and a woman who had never met before, but were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly...he in the upper bunk and she in the lower. At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."
"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."
"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.
"Good," she replied. "Get your own $%@#! blanket."
After a moment of silence, he farted.
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10-24-2006, 10:53 AM #5
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Hmm can I assume your not married. Originally Posted by Cali Sunshine
The most effective way to do it, is to do it.
Amelia Earhart
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10-24-2006, 04:31 PM #6Kitsune06 Guest
HA! That's awesome!
DGF gets to hear this one... (not that girls fart or anything... 
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I think the worst thing done to me by XH was when he (apparently) farted under the covers, said "Hon, I think someone made brownies in one of the apartments out here.... smell 'em?"
of course, I take a huge, deep whiff as he fluffs the sheets.
Eww!
Boys! 
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10-24-2006, 10:47 PM #7
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i'm not but i dont think you have to be to understand this joke. i mean i don't get it because women fart too. Originally Posted by Trekhawk
Hmm can I assume your not married.
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10-25-2006, 05:25 AM #8
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Well yes, but most women I know would rather leave the room or implode rather than fart audibly in front of a stranger.
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10-25-2006, 06:00 AM #9
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And Kit's anecdote is a typical example of husbandly behaviour, since so many of them revel in revealing the fact that they are still 10 years old when it comes to bodily functions!
“Hey, clearly failure doesn’t deter me!”
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10-25-2006, 06:04 AM #10
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Originally Posted by Trekhawk
Hmm can I assume your not married.
LOL, I'm not married, but the joke reminded me of my parents
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10-25-2006, 07:56 AM #11
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Funny! That reminds me of my parents, too, except replace the "blanket" with "a cold beer"
