I just saw news video of a boy being chased by a wild deer. Every time the doe caught the boy, she'd put her front hooves of the boy's shoulders and try to lick him! It would've been funny except for the look of terror in the boy's face. The news people said the boy's sweat caused the deer to think of him as a walking salk lick.

At first I thought it was really weird... then I realized it was Lisa in a Deer Suit!