I got a Yakima Cobra roof rack installed. Now watch, next a piano falls ON my car from above ;-)

Heading out to get the little locks so theives can't easily pop the rack off the car. Also got a step stool in the trunk, even with my low car it's a stretch. Ultimately sounds like putting the bike IN the car is the way to go but I'm blissfully car-payment-free right now and enjoying that.