HA! That's awesome! DGF gets to hear this one... (not that girls fart or anything... )
I think the worst thing done to me by XH was when he (apparently) farted under the covers, said "Hon, I think someone made brownies in one of the apartments out here.... smell 'em?"
of course, I take a huge, deep whiff as he fluffs the sheets.

Eww!
Boys!