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    Quote Originally Posted by CyclChyk View Post
    Anyone with toddlers out there, I think this would make an excellent science project...........albeit somewhat gross. You can sock it away now, and in about 4-5 years it should be nice and fuzzy.
    Oh! Sick,sick,sick.

    I've done some really weird stuff for the nieces and nephews, but I never went so far as to petrify a critter. (could be cool tho... hmmm)
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    To properly petrify a critter, you want to lightly cover it with salt and borax. If it manages to dehydrate properly without said aid, and you want to maintain it, sprinkle it with said mixture to keep it from molding, etc and keep it dry.

    ...please don't ask how I know this.

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    Geez Kit - the only thing I know how to do is rubberize chicken bones......

    I won't ask.
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    Kitsune06 "To properly petrify a critter, you want to lightly cover it with salt and borax. If it manages to dehydrate properly without said aid, and you want to maintain it, sprinkle it with said mixture to keep it from molding, etc and keep it dry.

    ...please don't ask how I know this. "

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    Quote:
    <<I had to give up my 2 beautiful tarantulas when I moved to a smaller place>>

    <Holy cow -- how big were they?>

    When they sat around the house, they sat AROUND the house.
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    Ooh, I love owl pellets! My HS BF and I used to go out in the woods and collect them and get out the little bones. I had a tiny skull collection...

    I was watching that cable show, Dirtiest Jobs or whatever it is, and one of the things was about a guy who collected owl pellets and packaged them to sell to school science classes.

    It annoyed me that the host kept calling it owl vomit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Trek420 View Post
    Kitsune06 "To properly petrify a critter, you want to lightly cover it with salt and borax. If it manages to dehydrate properly without said aid, and you want to maintain it, sprinkle it with said mixture to keep it from molding, etc and keep it dry.

    ...please don't ask how I know this. "

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    We all know that Jimmie Hoffa is buried under the 50 yd line in the Bears stadium

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    Mushrooms grow out of my boxers poo when I get lazy and don't poop scoop my back yard.........
    Um... They wouldn't happen to have a good amt of blue on the stems, would they?
    ...just asking.
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    Ok Kit call me slow but I just now read your post and I'm innocently (yehright) wondering why you would ask about the colors of the "shrooms??

    Geonz - taxadermy?? I would imagine that would be a very depressing job. Moreso for the animals but since they were dead.....
    Last edited by CyclChyk; 10-19-2006 at 05:24 PM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Xrayted View Post

    I've done some really weird stuff for the nieces and nephews, but I never went so far as to petrify a critter. (could be cool tho... hmmm)
    I used to keep tarantulas. When they grow, they periodically flip over on their backs, wriggle for an hour & molt their old skin and then expand to their new size. The cool thing is that the old skin looks EXACTLY like the spider itself- complete with colors and furry hair, shiny fangs, eye lense covers and everything! If you get the old limp discarded skin before it gets completely dry, you can steam it with a tea kettle so it will be pliable and then you can sort of pose it realistically, propping the parts up with match boxes and toothpicks. Then when it dries it stays in that position and you can remove the props.
    I did this a couple of times, and made a scary pose with uplifted front legs and extended fangs of my really large Peruvian Pink-Toe (Morticia) and mounted it in a plexiglass box I made for it and gave it to my nephew years ago. I doubt if he has it anymore. Nobody could believe it was not the actual spider! It was so cool.
    I had to give up my 2 beautiful tarantulas when I moved to a smaller place eventually, but I donated them to the entomology department of Cornell University, where my daughter was then getting her entomology degree (like a good mother, I taught her stuff firsthand about bugs and snakes and such from toddlerhood).
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    I found a bat in the grill of my truck once...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lisa S.H. View Post
    I had to give up my 2 beautiful tarantulas when I moved to a smaller place
    Holy cow -- how big were they?

    We have a dried lizard on the shelf right now. Anole, maybe is what it actually is. Anyway my husband found it in the garage, showed it off to everybody, then put it on a shelf of the bookcase where it has resided since.

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    This is such a weird and cool thread! I envy you those dried tarantula skins, Lisa! The nearest thing to that here is that we occasionally find a naturally-dried peeper (little frog) when cleaning behind heavy pieces of furniture.

    When my eldest nephew was 8, I found some owl pellets (bits of fur and bone that owls regurgitate from their meals of small mammals) under a tree near my home. They were already pretty dry, so I packed them carefully and mailed them to him along with a little book about owls. He had a great time telling me about the bones and fur he found as he teased the pellets apart. Now he's 23 and doing his bachelor's degree in microbiology. I like to think it all started with Aunt Judy's owl pellets.
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    This reminds me of the time when I was out and a Squirrel decided to jump through my wheel. I heard a thunk, and the bike lurched, followed by what I took to squirrel cursing. I did Have Blood on the spokes when I got home (yes, they are bladed spokes.)

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    Now that sounds like a Hallowe'en movie... Blood on the Spokes... ooooweeeeeee!!!

    (back when I was a wildlife major, I had to stuff and mount critters with their little skulls beside them.. don't ask me what the grossest sounds were... my sister managed to get me some already-deceased lab rats...)
    Last edited by Geonz; 10-16-2006 at 02:34 PM.

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    Mushrooms grow out of my boxers poo when I get lazy and don't poop scoop my back yard.........

    Don't know that you guys needed to know that but it seemed fitting for this thread.......
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