I'd like to confess to being a roadie with a dirty bike.

I'm so slack - I hardly ever wash my bike. It's bright blue so the dirt doesn't show up that much but I think I could do better.

I think it must run in my family because by brother, who has a very well worn black road frame said he once went over a year without washing his. He got to the stage where he was scared to wash it as he thougth the dirt was probably keeping it together!