I've said it be here on TE but here it is again for those of you who missed it
The only response to this is to say:
"Quick! Get the GPS! I think we've been beamed over to Teheran"
or "Did I see a Taliban flag waving over the Post Office?"
or "My hair is covered by my helmet. What more do you want?"

Like Southern Belle said.

I personally cannot believe any man would be *that* worried; but I will not say any more than that about the subject.