I never saw the Seinfeld episode, so I have no idea what everyone is talking about...

I'm one of those horrible people who doesn't say anything when I hear a sneeze. I also don't say anything when I hear a cough or hear someone blow their nose. I don't like it when people say "god bless you" when I sneeze, because I usually sneeze three times in a row, and then they have to say it three times, which just becomes tedious for everyone involved.

Did I mention I'm also a curmudgeon and a misanthrope?