That is too funny that you posted this, because just yesterday I said a naughty thing to my bike that might have been taken wrong by a passer-by.

I've been having tire trouble (A LOT of flats lately and one blowout on Sat.). I got a flat (surprise), and was changing it. I happened to notice a big piece of glass in the tire. As I pulled it out, I srunched up my face and said "if you blow again, I'm gonna be p***ed." I meant blowout, but if you didn't know it- it might've sounded wrong.