I think it's just 3 of us ... but I can't immediately think of a mountain stage with 3 finishers for us to reenact....

We could make up something! Veronica could be Lance, because she's got the competitive drive; JoBob could be Voeckler, with the indomitable spirit; I could be some whining slacker -- but do they have any of those in the pro peloton? Ah, what a battle!