Dear People Who Live Across the Street:

Please explore the neighborhood! Your kids will love the great playground 1/2 a mile away! They can run and scream and play lots of places! They do not need to be restricted to the 1/2 block in front of your building! Yes! Take a walk! Take the kids! Everyone will be happy! And lower your voices, please. If I can hear you over here, surely you can hear each other just fine.

Signed,
Your cranky neighbor who works nights sometimes and really needs to sleep during the day.