Do you find this slimming?

[Nanci]

Whoever's butt that is, as I said, slimming. I WISH my butt was that little!! Can't you see, everything outside the lines doesn't count??

My worst ever butt shorts (that I sent back) were the Shebeast expensive ones. Because of the way they were pieced together in the back. Talk about square butt...

[SadieKate]

Isn't that funny? That's my butt and all I see is the stuff outside the lines. The human brain . . . what a quandary.

So if I have a dinner plate with a small circle painted in the middle, I can eat everything outside the line?

Sadie "butt is not as small as you think" Kate

[maillotpois]

Does my fat @ss make my @ss look fat?

[SadieKate]

So, that's what the HIP is for. Everything outside the circle doesn't count.

Nanci may be on to something.

[BleeckerSt_Girl]

There's a gum in the store on Main St. in my town, it's actually called:
"Does This Gum Make My *ss Look Fat?" gum.