I am a vegetarian.
My blood type is A+.
I can ride 40+ miles a day.
I am not a princess.


I bruise like a ripe Peach.


I don't think there's a certain requirement you have to fill before you bruise, other than some sort of force on your body.

Rejoice in your bruises, ladies!
You only have this body for a short time, so have fun!

I LOVE the looks I get when I walk into a public place with a shiner.