Quote Originally Posted by Duck on Wheels
There was this really cute, sweet kid on the bus one day, but I swear his saggy big jeans were not only well below his waist, they were below his butt cheeks. So I asked, in the way only an old lady can dare: how the pants stayed up without suspenders, whether it was hard to walk in those things, and did kids do pull-downs nowadays instead of wedgies? He said 1) the belt helps, 2) you get used to it, and 3) yes. Now when he sees me on the bus he gives me a little smile and a wave. And if his gang-dressing buddies are with him, they politely ask me the time. Cool.
I always want to ask them how they will be able to run from someone if they have to. They can hardly walk... and can you imagine them on a bicycle?