Dear So and So

[Tater]

Dear Ms Coughing Co-worker:

I finally got Mr. Runny Nose on the other side of me shipped off to Tater-land. Could you please join him? You are more than loud enough to drown out Mr. Runny Nose so she won't hear him.

If you can't move, try seeing a doctor. While you're there, ask him or her to check your hearing. Your conversations can be heard through solid walls and doors, and they really aren't all that interesting and dreadfully ruined the Beethoven on the radio.

SK

Dear Allergy Fairies,
Could you please ignore SadieKate's request to send Ms. Coughy to my area? See, the Tater-cube is nice and quiet now and I would really rather it stay that way!
Thanks so much,
The Silent Spud