Nothing is as bad as diet Sprite. Seriously. I hope SK's okay. She's been awfully quiet since she had that...

Possible alternative drinks include:

http://www.engrish.com/detail.php?im...ate=2006-01-27

http://www.engrish.com/detail.php?im...ate=2003-11-28

or..

http://www.engrish.com/detail.php?im...ate=1996-09-10

Also a laxative...