Dear Bra Manufacturers:

Why can't you understand that some of us don't feel the need to succumb to your marketing drivel and are quite satisfied with our boobage? Some of us don't feel the need to maximize the volume or insulate an area that is already overly insulated? While I'm at it, could you also figure out that a 34D is big enough for the full figure section and waaaay too big for the little lacy scraps with strings? Perhaps you do make such a bra but the retailers won't carry it. Am I doomed to wander in the wasteland of women's foundation wear searching for a non-existent needle in a haystack [insert whimper]?