Yo, sugar, isn't "dike on a byke" what it says in yer profile?

When I had a BikeE, I went by the monniker "DykeE on a BikeE"

Now, the only thing I can think of that makes a nice rhyme with "Kona" just doesn't work. Eh-hem.

Need a nice name for my bike. Me, I got a name...

Which makes me think of a VERY naughty t-shirt I saw once: Remember my name, you'll be screaming it later.

took me several minutes to get it. i can be s l o w at times.