Oh my goodness. I don't have the time, money or space to go kayak-shopping right now, but unfortunately a friend of mine does, and I'm signed on as wing man, which means I've spent way too much time looking for kayaks the last few days. And I think I have found my dream kayak.

I have no idea what it's like to paddle or if I can even get into it with aging knees, but when it looks like THIS you don't even have to paddle it, you can just hang it on the wall and smirk:

http://www.arrowkayaks.com/our-kayaks/arrow-ivalu/