Dear Cats,

I am working on a quilting project and will deliberately ignore you. You may NOT steal my bobbins out of the drawer and take off with them. Sitting on the foot pedal is NOT helping so get off. Any paws that get a needle stuck in them is your own fault and I will charge you the vet fees if you do. BTW, a needle through your finger hurts so I'm sure it's the same with paws. Sticking your head into my project is not smart either and will result in your head getting shoved out of the way. Dumping my stuff onto the floor to check out the contents is also not allowed.

For your own safety and my sanity, you are all banished from my presence and put in the bedroom. Any howling and banging against the door will be ignored.

The Mom