I hate fake pockets.

Why do women's clothes have them?

And why do blazers and some pants come with real pockets that are sewn shut? Maybe I can understand that... one doesn't want the gapping of a real pocket, the next one wants a real pocket and doesn't mind the gap.

But fake pockets?

C'mon! I want real pockets (even if basted shut) or none!

Just got the most amazingly fabulous skirt, with 2 fake pockets and no real ones. I'm a bit grumpy about that.