Dear So and So

[Owlie]

<raises hand>

Guilty, as charged.

(only because my eczema is totally stress-and-gluten-related and disappeared completely when I cut it out)

I actually wasn't aiming at you, or even anyone here. There's a couple people on another board I'm on who just rub me the wrong way about a lot of things. I know they're trying to be helpful (maybe), but they frequently proclaim all things gluten and dairy to be the cause of all evil in the world. Or pretty darn close.

Dear self--
Yarn money, or new-bike money? You really need to find some cheaper hobbies. Or a job.

Dear Alma mater--
Stop asking for money. I don't have any money. Why? You took it all already. I wiped out most of my savings to pay for my education. Not that I didn't enjoy my time or education there, but the simple reality is that I'm not giving you any money.