Thanks for the suggestions everyone. I'm willing to try just about anything at this point. My doc's office just called with some meds to try. I blanched at the word "suppository." Ugh.
Thanks for the well wishes, too! I'm so not "bridal" in any way; neither of us really want a wedding. So we're planning to exchange our vows privately (we're thinking Bruges or Paris but are still toying with other locales) and have one of the judges/lawyers I know perform what's needed legally. It'll probably be this spring. Thankfully, we have our parents' support in foregoing a wedding.
I really like the juxtaposition of poo and marriage in this thread! How hilarious.

In all seriousness though, you know you have a keeper when, in two months' time, they nurse you after you have 4 teeth extracted (nothing says love like changing somebody's bloody dressings), help you nurse and pay for two sick cats (nothing further says love helping you rush a kitty to the vet) and lovingly listen to you whine about 'roids and constipation. How sexy am I?