Mimi, your son doesn't seem to have toes on the left there....

MP--Me? Lazy? Just unskilled from 1960-1962. I got my first tricycle in 1964. I remember riding it right off the edge of the sidewalk and toppling over. This didn't bode well for my triathlon career.

KG--so, how do the scars look, lo these many years?

Snap--you could say, "My goal is to get out of here without being sued." That always impresses the manager. Good luck!