Dear Parents of child wandering the street I was cycling home on today,

Umm...last time I checked, a child under the age of 2 should not be wandering down the street half dressed without anyone with it Ummm...why did the child escape in the first place? Your very young child crossed a main road..twice The freeway on ramp is just metres up the road Helloooooooo..*knock* *knock*

Oh, that's right, you're too busy to notice the little sprocket doing a houdini trick. Perhaps you might want to put a lock on the torn front screen door or does someone have to come and hold your hand to explain it to you? You''re the reason I believe some people should not be allowed to breed. Perhaps while they're there explaining good parenting, they might want to tell you how to clean up the front of your house.

You're lucky I was paying attention & a local council worker just happened to be there. If i could figure out what social services department to call, i'd make a complaint.

Signed,
Confused & rather annoyed cyclist.