Quote Originally Posted by redrhodie View Post
When I was 20-something, I lived in a "one bedroom" apt in NYC that had a bathtub in the kitchen. I built a loft in the "bedroom" that fit a twin size futon, and hung my clothes underneath, because there was no closet. The window in the "bedroom" which was probably the only reason it was not called a "closet," looked into another couples apartment, where I could see them having sex, which they liked to do standing in front of the window. Maybe their bedroom was too small for even a twin size bed!

Cheez, when I lived in NYC I had to pay for basic cable in order to watch other people having sex. You got free entertainment!

p.s. speaking of exhibitionists, I would just like to point out that Madonna is a 50-year-old woman who no doubt has an Amex card. And she could probably snap Smurf's friend in half. (She could probably snap most guys in half.)