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    Important Women's Health issue

    Important women's health issue

    Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
    Do you suffer from shyness?
    Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?

    If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your
    doctor or pharmacist about Margaritas.
    Margaritas are the safe, natural way to feel better and
    more confident about yourself and your actions.
    Margaritas can help ease you out of your shyness and let
    you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do
    just about anything.

    You will notice the benefits of Margaritas almost
    immediately and with a regimen of regular doses you can
    overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the
    life you want to live.

    Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you
    will discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop
    hiding and start living, with Margaritas.

    Margaritas may not be right for everyone. Women who are
    pregnant or nursing should not use Margaritas. However,
    women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant
    are encouraged to try it.

    Side effects may include:
    Dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration
    Erotic lustfulness
    Loss of motor control
    Loss of clothing
    Loss of money
    Loss of virginity
    Attraction to the same sex
    Table dancing
    Headache
    Dehydration
    Dry mouth
    And a desire to sing Karaoke

    WARNING:
    The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you are
    whispering when you are not.

    WARNING:
    The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to tell your
    friends over and over again that you love them.

    WARNING:
    The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to think you
    can sing.

    WARNING:
    The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you can
    logically converse with members of the opposite sex without
    spitting.
    Last edited by Hub; 02-02-2009 at 11:03 AM. Reason: typo
    A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.

 

 

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