Dear bank that owns the house in Banks (ironic, isn't it?) -

Please get off your hiney and do something. You have been sitting on one offer for 30 days now. You've now also been sitting on our offer for more than 2 weeks. Don't you want to get this house off your records and sold? Please initiate some action towards this end. To put it simply, we'd like you to ___ or get off the pot, please.

Thank you very much,
GLC & Mr GLC